February 2012
671 posts
decided to become a masseuse to male models and...
male models specifically because when a straight one comes along it’ll be really obvious and he’ll be smokin hot
you’re jealous because you didn’t think of it first
I always bring sharpies in the bathroom stall with...
$$$$ deep thoughts while pooping $$$$$
It wants you to watch it.
Guys, I watched Ken Kesey’s “magical mystery tour” documentary and it literally was what I want my life to be. So do you. I promise. It’s on Netflix. Fly, my pretties.
FIRST 7, 3 HUGE SOLOS
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go go go
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